Monthly Archives: September 2011

Breaking News!

Kissing makes or breaks it for me. Continue reading

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Decaf Tea with Milk and Honey

I actually misspelled it and wrote “schedual” which doesn’t make a hell of a lot of sense….. Continue reading

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Lying Like an Ex

Blue is my natural hair color. That was a lie. This post is about lies. Honestly. My girlfriends don’t know this, but I conducted a secret poll of their break-up experiences, analyzed the data, made some charts and decided to … Continue reading

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Commitment Issues

I can’t commit to plates. I have a cupboard full of mixed and unmatched plates from various thrift stores that I’ve collected over the past 4 years. I love them all as individuals, but don’t love a single one of … Continue reading

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Don’t Turn Around…

You’ll see my heart breakin’ Heartbreak, betrayal, infidelity, loneliness. These are the ingredients of great lyrics. I had this realization as I was driving home this evening blasting, I’m the Only One by Melissa Etheridge. I pounded my fist on … Continue reading

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Vanity, Vanity

There was, in fact, no bedroom in my eyes and nothing sexy about the chip in my tooth. I had to get it fixed. Continue reading

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Final Count Down

September – October – November – December – January – February – March – April Continue reading

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Hanging with Irene

The blessing is not having to scrape duct tape off my windows or scramble to buy plywood. The curse is not being able to see out your windows. Continue reading

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Why I don’t Blog at Work

I don’t want my boss to hate me. Continue reading

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