Author Archives: ermodi

About ermodi

i like champagne and nachos. i watch people’s mouths move when they talk to me and judge if they are a good kisser i like to write with fine-tip Sharpies because i think it makes me look confident i bite my nails i think doing the dishes is a very lonely chore i think “autumn” is the prettiest word in the English language. i believe in love – or, at least something that resembles love, but i don’t trust this idea of forever.

The Road Trip Test

This weekend, 007-b and I took our first ever Road Trip to a quaint mountain town in {REDACTED}. The town was friendly, welcoming, the air was thin and clear and the water tasty from the tap. It was the perfect … Continue reading

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The Haunting

Here’s a fact about me: I hate ghost stories. I hate being scared. I don’t like horror movies and you’ll never find me playing with a Ouija board in a cemetery at night. To be blunt: I’m not the biggest … Continue reading

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Sweet But A Psycho

Although one of my grandest of all pet peeves is hearing about “crazy girls,” I gotta admit, this catchy tune gets into your head and stays there.

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Thoughts From The Bottom of My (Anatomically Correct, Of Course) Heart

I reached down to the depths of my right ventricle to find the words for this post. Instead of the flippant, witty, one-sided banter you typically find in my electronic soliloquies, today’s post is going to a level of introspection … Continue reading

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Commitment Chicken, Served Cold with a Side of Fries

I’ve been dating 007-b for a few weeks (6? 7? Something like that?) and things are going well (although now that I said that, I expect my next post to be about how to write a blog post that gets … Continue reading

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Cat LadY-2K

Dear Readers, I’m back. It’s been years (well, like one and a half of them). My last posts were written during my final year of vet school. Tada! And now here I am, a real live vet! Somehow I made … Continue reading

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Not A Creature is Stirring, Not Even a….DRAT!

“Look, there’s literally a trillion things I’m NOT allergic to, and like ONE thing I am and now you’re telling me that one thing is running around your house?” “Possibly.” “Yeah, I’m literally going to die this Christmas…” “No way … Continue reading

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All Creatures Great and Tolerant

“So, what would you use to sedate a horse for a dental?” My first thought was Butorphanol and Xylazine, but I didn’t want to go for the obvious answer. It couldn’t be that easy. IT FELT LIKE A TRAP! So, I … Continue reading

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I had ONE job.

“I need you to put your hand right here and hold on.” “Hold on to the penis?” “Yes.”   Errrr, maybe I should put this conversation into context before things go any further…. It was 2am and I was standing next … Continue reading

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Finding Nimmo (Or, The Dude For Whom I’m Willing To Smash My Boiler With A Hammer)

For going on 6 years now, it’s just been me and the little furries living the single lady life – which is ever so slightly less glamorous than Ricky Martin promised in the 1998 Grammy Award winning song Livin’ La … Continue reading

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