Tag Archives: Brain Juice

Merde to All the Exams!

‘Tis the season: I’ve been wearing the same sweats for going on 10 days now. My nails are bitten down to the quick and there is an enormous spot on my chin that I can’t stop picking at. I’ve cried … Continue reading

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Short Notes on Turning 30

Before our first vet school exam, the teachers gave us some example questions to help direct our studies. One of the questions was, “Write short notes on the tongue.” I remember this exact question because I remember thinking, “Short notes? … Continue reading

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I Have To Pay 50 Pounds So I Don’t Get Deported

I’m on hold with the Edinburgh City Counsel. I’ll probably get this whole post written before anyone answers. But I’ll wait patiently as I need to pay a fine so I don’t end up in Scottish prison and Huckleberry doesn’t … Continue reading

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Dating Columnist Job Security

“It’s ok, the cow can’t really bite you, they don’t even have incisors on their upper jaw. They have a toothless dental pad, no canine teeth, and only chew on their back molars, so you would have to have your … Continue reading

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Let the Games Begin!

Revision week now draws to a close. My studies are more focused and my outfits more disheveled. At the start of the week, I took time to plan complimentary colors, textures and accessories. Mid week, I quit planning and started … Continue reading

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Breaking Radio Silence

Do you ever listen to your iPod and imagine all the artists are inside of it, just hanging out? When I imagine walking through my iPod, Cher and Pink are taking tequila shots together, totally ignoring Joan Jett who is … Continue reading

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Vet School Flunkie

I may have just failed vet school today. Seriously. But let me start at the beginning… I love horses. I think they are majestic, beautiful creatures with really freaking weird skeletal structure. And, aside from the way they remind me … Continue reading

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Lend Me Your Lads!

… “Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Caribbean? Or Orlando Bloom as Legolas? It makes a difference,” Julie stipulated. “Seriously! Aragorn, Lord of the Rings – Google it,” Ni demanded. “What about Hugh Jackman?” Anne offered, trying to bring some … Continue reading

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Anyone Got a Xanax to Share?

Nerd confession: My favorite piece of anatomy is a batch of tendons that connect the papillary muscles to the tricuspid and bicuspid valves in the heart called the chordae tendinae, or heart strings. Their job is very important, essentially to … Continue reading

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Taking Off The Mask

It didn’t take long for my blog to diverge from my chaste path of self-discovery to a smutty dating blog. Continue reading

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