Tag Archives: Inner Bitch

I Have To Pay 50 Pounds So I Don’t Get Deported

I’m on hold with the Edinburgh City Counsel. I’ll probably get this whole post written before anyone answers. But I’ll wait patiently as I need to pay a fine so I don’t end up in Scottish prison and Huckleberry doesn’t … Continue reading

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You Get What You Pay For…

So, I think this PMS study is crap. Actually, I’d like to thank the Doctor who first came up with the diagnosis of “Premenstrual Syndrome.” Just take a minute and imagine what that moment was like for both doctor and … Continue reading

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Quotes From A Water-logged Travel Journal

Ugh. I suck at umbrellas. Seriously. Is there a secret to this? Continue reading

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Closure – Whatever That Means

Usually, I play it cool. This is so me not playing it cool. Continue reading

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Hallmark Card for the Other Woman

The poaching we talked about tonight referred to the art of breaking up a relationship and taking your share of the spoils. Continue reading

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Since I Know He Won’t Read This Anyway…

And tonight, I write myself single once again Continue reading

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The I’m Sorry Text

I huffed a little bit, but decided arm-rubbing was like hand-holding: harmless, albeit kinda annoying. Continue reading

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ManHating A Behind The Scenes Sneak Peek

I will no longer consider dating emotionally unavailable men. Continue reading

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You Never Inspired Poetry

I knew it was only a matter of time before I started putting my poems up on my blog…. This one is a little over a year old, but I just stumbled across it and thought I’d throw it up … Continue reading

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Not Afraid to Cry

After I melt, crazy will settle in. Continue reading

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